How To Write A Radiohead Song!

Hey guys
i havent posted in ages
but now im going to post my instruction manual on 'how to write your very own radiohead song', complete with correct punctuation!
here it is:

How To Write Your Own Radiohead Song
1) Buy a keyboard, preferably an expensive one. It also has to be able to make drum noises.
2) Write a weird, creepy lyric, eg 'I will eat you alive', 'I'm better off dead', 'Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon'
3) Create a repetative, ambient drum riff which doesn't seem to have a rhythm at all.
4) Learn an ambient keyboard chord, preferably a minor chord, and repeat it through out the song, occasionally moving up a key or two.
And that's about it! You can now write your own Radiohead song!

NOTE:
I LOVE RADIOHEAD, and just thought I'd write this for a bit of a laugh. I'm not paying them out :P

well, i will post again
promise
but
until then
i will see you in the next life
matt

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